"Things You Learn From Video Games" T-Shirt 

"Things You Learn From Video Games" T-Shirt

Here it is, the last day of the Christmas season (also known as Eastern Orthodox Christmas, Feast of the Epiphany, and Twelth Night).

My teenage nephew is into videogames but he's into the more modern games like "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" and "True Crimes: Streets of LA". I gave him this t-shirt for Christmas that he really loved and I found quite witty. The t-shirt is black with white lettering and graphics and it includes a small image from Space Invaders, which is definitely appealing if you're into classic games. I found this one at a Hot Topic store, so if you're interested in getting this shirt, you may want to visit the one nearest you. Here it is:

THINGS YOU LEARN FROM VIDEO GAMES

*There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.
*If it moves, DESTROY IT!
*Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
*One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinte number of "bad guys."
*Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.
*You can break things and get away with it.
*You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
*If someone dies, they disappear.
*If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.
*You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
*You can operate all weapons without training.
*No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
*Death is reversible (only for you!)
*Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.
*Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.
*You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
*All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
*Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
*Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
*A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.o